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Eddie Guzman

The youngest sibling in the family and the best looking. An Eddie Guzman has a great smile and is the funniest person in the family. Athletic and loyal, tough and strong, not a person you want as an opponent. He is street smart and will go farther than anyone to make sure he doesn't lose, you wouldn't want to mess with him because he is also college educated. An Eddie Guzman will outsmart you, he is competitive and will tire out any opponent. He is a good friend and an even better lover. If you are lucky enough to be his romantic partner you are in for a treat. Eddie Guzman will have a surprisingly large penis and be a great lover that tries to please his partner before himself. A hardworker and very loyal, an Eddie Guzman will be the life of the party. He can find the positive out of any situation and is stubbornly optimistic.
You ain't an Eddie Guzman, because you're a quitter.

That was the worse sex I ever had, definitely not an Eddie Guzman.

That comedian did not make me laugh, he was not funny. His boring ass did not Eddie Guzman me.
by Brainmuscle January 4, 2025
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eddywipemaptime

Walking Loot bag (specifically in the COD:DMZ)
Eddywipemaptime got killed off spawn and is a easy walking loot bag.
by notartemis January 15, 2025
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Eddiot

Someone who is usually doing something stupid because they're usually high on edibles.
My buddy said he got high on edibles once and sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for our to turn green. He such an eddiot.
by Pablo Verde January 28, 2025
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Eddieville

The place you take a trip to when you eat an edible (eddieville)
Bro are you high rn
I'm literally in eddieville
by localcatlady March 20, 2025
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Eddie

Eddie Is The Definition of a leader, highly ambitious, intellectually intuitive, and he is highly respected among great men & women. He can be silent and keeps to himself at times or can usually talkative very approachable also his kindness is not to be taken for weakness in anyway he can show compassion to his love ones and to those in dire need or rain hellfire on his enemies; overall a chill respectful guy just don’t disrespect him or
His boundaries.
You Know that guy Eddie, he is a man of his word, he looked out for his people, and a guy like him doesn’t bend, break, or fold he’s really is him”.
by JBooker222 May 29, 2025
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Eddie

Simply the best boyfriend ever.
Hes sweet, cares for you, always here to listen.
Eddie is the best partner anyone could ever wish for, im glad i met him and i will forever be grateful.
Person: who's Eddie?
Me: Eddie is my adorable and awesome boyfriend
by Mgjhegggea October 8, 2025
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o eddie

to overdose on eddie izzard videos.
i've o eddied. cake, please!
by blinkity blank club November 12, 2008
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