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Shut the front door

A most useful expression for shut the f**k up. Used when in annoyance, frustration, anger, etc.
Person 1: Kill yourself!

Person 2: Shut the front door!!!!!
by Matthew678 March 22, 2019
mugGet the Shut the front doormug.

barn door back

When two men line up anus to anus. The men then pivot on the right butt cheek of one man, and the left butt cheek of the other. They crawl apart as though they are a barn door opening. Then a third man anally penetrates the two men one after another.
Workout bro: Yo how's the barn door back coming along?

Sexual deviant: I'm still looking for two more guys.
by Barndoor bro June 25, 2017
mugGet the barn door backmug.

Leprechaun's Back Door

When a woman inserts glitter into her anus and then farts upon a man's face.
Tim: Dude, have you been to a strip club? You have glitter all over your face!
Joe: No man. My girlfriend was cleaning up her kids' art supplies and wanted to give me a Leprechaun's Back Door.
by painterlad November 24, 2013
mugGet the Leprechaun's Back Doormug.

door bell trade

craigslisting a photo of your penis and then having the respondents ring your door bell at a mutually agreed upon time for gay sexual exploits. Requires one to serena in advance in order to have a clean recepticle.
Tony had to leave the gang early because he had door bell trade scheduled at 3:00 and he needed to serena first!
by the Square Gang April 14, 2008
mugGet the door bell trademug.

Kick door

Pronounced kick dough
To hook your homie up with a female or hook yourself up and eventually get with her.
aye Bro I just seen this fine female I need you to come kick door for me.
by Yoboisway November 26, 2018
mugGet the Kick doormug.

Back door spider

A definition based upon a descriptive view of a anus!
She was on the rag, so I slammed it in her Back door spider
by Seth N. February 18, 2005
mugGet the Back door spidermug.

Garage door opener

convince a chick to have sex with you in a parking deck out on the back of the car or over the hood and make so much noise the guard comes looking to see what’s going on. The key is working your magic to convince a chick to do it when she doesn’t want to at first.
by JBut December 25, 2007
mugGet the Garage door openermug.

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