Ass-crap

Just underneath crap, which is an overused term.

Your guitar playing is worse than crap. It is ass-crap.

by Weinsist June 29, 2018

Schrodinger's crap

The act of taking a dump and quickly closing the lid before you have time to see whether or not it actually flushed away

"at the party I left a Schrodinger's crap"

by yee-yee haircut July 22, 2024

Holy Crap

Taking a dump while reading the Bible.

Tim: I took a crap at church last Sunday .
Sarah: HOLY CRAP!!

by i.poop.in.church.69 May 13, 2018

Crap

What you say to avoid chores

I'm not doing his crap

by MuckGregor July 23, 2018

Crap-struck

Like lightning-struck but with crap (i.e. unsatisfactory)
However, unlike lighting, crap often does strike twice in the same place.

Guy1: You know last year's crap-struck disco party we went to?
Guy2: Yeah it really sucked!

by Raffik November 3, 2007

A Crap for That

The return statement after a friend or associate tells you that they have an application for a smart-phone that applies to the situation (e.g. finding the positions of the stars) and you profess to them in a sarcastic manner that you do not care.
It is used similar to the phrase "I don't give a crap", however you use a sarcastic tone to convey your apathy

Guy1: Hey, man, check it out! My iPhone has an app that lets me know what the stars look like above us right now!
Guy2: Hey you know, I have a crap for that...

by RaisinguStoronga December 29, 2010

gram crap

A gram crap is a person who is a cutie pie makes all the bitches fall in love with his cute face. Looks innocent but can be a real monster if left unattended.

Aye yo gram crap stop making a mess! Ehpabbaaa

by Romy.VQ15 February 8, 2021