A half-retarded racist midget from the South. Typically found in the construction field traveling from grocery store to grocery store thinking he is a hotshot when, in reality, he’s a dumbass. Often in trouble for shoving ears of corn up his ass for pleasure. When not at work, enjoys frequent all-male orgies and requests golden showers from all participants, as well as being defecated on by those needing to move their bowels.
(Texting orgy friend) “Bro, shoving that ear of corn up my bunghole felt great! I’m soo ready to have my ass violated later! Hope y’all gotta go poopy too on this country bumpkin!”
by Richard Bluebahls July 29, 2022
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Herbert: Hey’all! How’bou some a’ you city folk list’n to ‘dis music I made!
Zoe: Go die in a ditch, Herbert, I’m not gonna listen to some shit country music.
Zoe: Go die in a ditch, Herbert, I’m not gonna listen to some shit country music.
by AStupidDeer August 1, 2022
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Get the Country Loving mug.A Country Personification is a type of personification that involves countries, there are many types of country personifications but the well known ones are Hetalia and Countryhumans.
Unfortunely, this type of personification gets a really bad reputation due to the toxic communities making inaccurate/offensive art, shipping, and many more...
Unfortunely, this type of personification gets a really bad reputation due to the toxic communities making inaccurate/offensive art, shipping, and many more...
"National Personification is possibly the most earliest country personifications in the world and still used today!"
by Country_enjoyer August 25, 2022
Get the Country Personification mug.A very fun sport that requires a god-like mentality. Is available from middle school through college. Those who run cross country are absolute gods and are, by definition, chads. They don't care what others think and strive for self-improvement. It is definitely a sport like no other. The team is very friendly and respectful because they understand the sport. Those who shit on the sport don't even remotely know the pain and grit that cross country runners endure, and this is speaking from personal experience. They are true athletes, meaning they have an everlasting dedication to the sport. The team consists of the most physically fit people you will ever lay your eyes upon. The training is painful, from core exercises to tempos. Other sports cancel practices due to weather, but not cross country, oh no. They'll train in a fucking hurricane hailstorm hybrid. The day before a race, they will hold an event known as a pasta party where you eat a lot of pasta to carb up for it. The races are 5 kilometers long (3.1 miles) most of the time and are on terrain (steep hills, mud, dirt, etc). Once you're done running the race, you get runner's high and feel insanely good. All in all, Cross Country goes hard and is worth it!
Person 1: Hey have you heard of Cross Country?
Person 2: Yes. It's literally just running.
Person 1: No it's not. It's about self-improvement and bettering yourself.
Person 2: Yes. It's literally just running.
Person 1: No it's not. It's about self-improvement and bettering yourself.
by PixelatedRetro September 10, 2022
Get the Cross Country mug.To make a disparaging or unflattering statement about an entire country or its people, either due to malice or insensitivity. What's important is the context in which the statement is said and the person's motive for saying it rather than whether it is true or not. A journalist could state that country X is the poorest in the region or has a high level of crime out of an earnest desire to inform the audience, but he/she may also have the desire to tarnish the image of the said country due to their own biases. Other more clear examples of country shaming include referring to countries as "sh*tholes", saying things like "your country doesn't matter" or "nobody ever goes there", and bringing up unflattering statistics about a country to mock someone.
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