christ's cabbage

Marijuana that's been inserted in a person's anal cavity for 3 days to infuse a marinade of the anal juices in the marijuana
It's best when really sweaty or typically dirty the smellier the better!

We scored some christ's cabbage
It was rank the hole house knew as soon as we lit up

by SpitefulScum December 6, 2024

Sniffing The Cabbage

A person positioning their face near their buttocks, releasing a fart, and then intentionally directing the odor toward themselves by wafting it.

damn he be sniffing the cabbage in the back of the bus.

by Jaboitheone March 19, 2024

Devil's Cabbage

It can be marijuana or a woman's boob's depending on the context

Nice reefer man, must be some quality Devil's Cabbage.
She had devil's Cabbage out to here!

by SureSmoker69 November 13, 2025

Denser than a door nail in a cubby house

As useless as a nail in a plastic toy house for kids.
Dense, stupid, ignorant

That guys denser than a door nail in a cubby house

by Tomsavage January 9, 2024