bum head

a dumd person

how did u break ur ankle

coz i jumped out of a car

U BUM HEAD

by hi yall33343333 August 1, 2020

Kettle Bum

when you go for a poo and you have the worst ring sting known to man!

my kettle bum stings so bad

by ADEVANS90 April 3, 2011

Magic Bum

A lazy -- often homosexual -- individual that has a (or many) mental illnesses almost always including Asperger's. Favorite activities usually take the form of FurryCon or the closest Wendy's.

yoo dat nigga a magic bum fo sho

by Wet Waffles May 19, 2020

bum jiggle

someone who acts as a "stick in the mud" and is extremely lazy.

Emma! Don't be such a bum jiggle!

by puns4food April 23, 2014

bum dew

The tiny beads of sweat that form at the top of the bum crack usually when the weather is hot and humid or ..you've been 'busy' get'n busy.

by Crumment September 7, 2003

Bum sweats

A bum sweat is someone who is sad and has no life. They do something every day and have nothing better too do with their life. They should jump off a bridge

What a fucking bum sweat
They’re fucking bum sweats

by ForKieranForBants October 29, 2020

hair bumming

Where one glues hair on the bum and walks around asking people to brush it

Daniel: "What are you up to this weekend fam?"
Matt: "Just gonna go out hair bumming with the boys"

by SpiritualPigeon May 22, 2016