Fat Tim

A sober gentlemen who’s still a tad chunky and has a comically small dong. Literally, the tiniest penis know to all of human history. Since he sobered up, he’s actually not that fat. But his cock is so fucking minuscule that it actually makes the rest of his body look bloated. He’s a bitch.

Saw Fat Tim running at the nude beach today. Blob everywhere while his wiener looked like an earthworm sitting on a bean bag chair

by FatTimnemesis September 6, 2025

A texas tim

Grabbing your friends genitalia and wrapping it around your hand like a rope

Can we do a texas tim in the bed tonight.

by imaniggathatspeaksfacts September 16, 2025

Tim Toucher

You already know who it is. A person who 'enjoys the company' of students after hours. Not a pedophile as victims aren't always minors. That has to count for something right?

Habits: Frequents bars, bakes cookies and completes Personal Projects.

Characteristics: Torta

P1: "Why does 21 have a meeting with MacDougall?"

P2: "Haven't you heard? He got violated by the Tim Toucher"

by Danos Del Zyn December 1, 2025

Tim W

A fucking awesome guy who fucks every girl that comes in his way, but he also likes to suck Thomas‘ dick!

He is also gay, but only with Thomas at the German House.
He also likes to be fucked by horses

Girl: Look over there, somebody is getting fucked by a horse.
Girl: Must be a Tim W

by TheTruth_261995 November 22, 2021

Tim W

Tim W is a weird guy, he ducks every girl that comes in his way, but doesn’t shy away from a little cock action as well.
He likes to suck Thomas’ dick in the german house!
He also is very into being fucked by horses.

Girl: Woah damn, look over there. Somebody is getting fucked by a horse

Girl: Damn, must be a Tim W

by TheTruth_261995 November 22, 2021

tim

tim a huge fucking simp that won’t stop dumping over katelyn

dude tim stop simping over katelyn i know you love her a lot you have to stop

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Tim

Tim is a baller.
He‘s tall and playing basketball all the time. He‘s smart, funny and handsome.
Sometimes he can be a bit annoying, but he always tries his best.
A Tim has many friends but he only trusts few of them.
When Tim grows up he‘s going to be an NBAplayer.

If you have a Tim hang onto him.

Is that Tim?

He‘s so tall, it must be a Tim!

by Sidney.CoM November 22, 2021