Russian Bloody Nutcracker

Where your nuts also known as your family jewels are dunked in a open gas tank when you land a jump on a dirt bike and your wiener falls off

Like when you chop your nutsack and weiner off with a chefs knife, but with a dirt bike.

Bro did you see him land that knarly Russian Bloody Nutcracker?

by ScroTard June 20, 2022

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Bloody Nachies

The time when you put nachos in a woman's vagina during her period.

''Hey babe, wanna go for some bloody nachies?''

by ~Straycat~ August 10, 2022

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bloody diariea

diariea but bloodyer then my coochi when im on my period.

I TOKE A FAT DIARIA AND ITS BLOODY

fat bloody diariea

by ✂🌮🔥💧 August 26, 2022

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the bloody blunderbust

put shards of glass in a mans erect dick, use a sounding rod till he ejaculates

friend 1: ay yo queef chief how was the bloody blunderbust?!?!
friend 2: *dead from internal bleeding*

by flyingzombiepig August 31, 2022

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Bloody bamboozle

Penetration without lubrication

Geeves got bloody bamboozled. He couldn’t sit for a week.

by Stihigh80 November 5, 2022

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A truly wonderful SHOEGAZE band. Yes, shoegaze, not dream pop you daft cunt (they are very different genres). Characterized by their lush and washing guitar passages, as well as having the best rock band waifu of all time in the band: Bilinda Butcher.

I was listening to my bloody valentine’s Loveless and then passed out from sheer beauty.

by kilometers-davis November 15, 2022

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