Your Mom

A whale. A cow, perchance. 500+ lbs. at the very minimum.

Chad: Your mom is wicked fat.

by The Definer Your Mom March 23, 2022

your mom

the person who i do every night.

Friend:WHERE WERE YOU WE WERE MENT TO HANGOUT TODAY WEVE BEEN PLANING THIS FOR A MONTH, YOU DISSAPOINT OF A CHILD WHY DID YOUR PARENTS DECIDE TO BIRTH YOU, YOU WASTE OF SEMEN. I WISH YOU WERE NEVER BORN YOU FREAK CHILD, I HATE YOU AND EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU I WISH YOU WOULD DIE ALREADY. AND WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY BE DOING?!

Me:your mom

by yourmom69notclickbaitrealARF October 20, 2021

your mom

An immature response to any question when you have no idea what to say.

“Hey, whatcha doin later tonight?”
“Your mom!”
“Damn it!”

by amethyst1736 October 12, 2019

Your mom

Anyone who says is a real big old person

Your mom

by BIG JIM AND I MEAN BIG December 18, 2021

your mom

im smashing your mom be ready to become a brother

"your mom is a idiot"

by ily.cartii December 11, 2023

your mom

an insult when you have nothing else to say

hey what are you doing today?
your mom

by your mom lover February 23, 2022

Your mom

Sooo, basically it means uhm, i dunno but like thats just sum’n peeps say :)

Me: hi, how are you?

You: your mom.

or~

Random person: hey!

by Sub to my yt : Bloomy Skylar October 1, 2019