Toilet paper chicken

A sign of a slightly dysfunctional share house. The toilet paper has run out and everyone bitches about it but there has been no agreement to take it in turns to buy more and no conversation occurs to resolve the situation. The person who bought the last packet flat out refuses to buy more out of principle so it is a game of chicken between the remaining housemates to see who gives in first and buys some more.

"We ran out off ass-wipe and my housemates have been playing toilet paper chicken for almost a week now. I'm really getting sick of using tissues"

by Pajama Bandit October 13, 2009

toilet paper overcompensation

using the bathroom at work or other public places regularly with low quality tp, then coming home to your thick and soft tp and accidentally unravelling much more than necessary, often leading to frustration and more often than not, no toilet paper.

Dude 1: Damnit! What happened to all the toilet paper?

Dude 2: Sorry bro, accidentally did some major toilet paper overcompensation today.

by BigBallsTim December 11, 2010

Toilet Punisher

Someone that makes a tiolet smell bad, possibly clogging it. It is either regular smelly poop or diahrea.

My fat friend is a toilet punisher.

by 3Oh!gsdfgfdgdfsjhgfj July 18, 2010

Toilet Paper Dick

One who gets more ass than a toilet seat

Lil Wayne got that toilet paper dick
Make them hoes sick



"Legalize it!" ^_^

by Jdawg Chronic n Lil Beezie February 2, 2009

Toilet Bowl Effect

While sitting on the toilet taking a shit, the aroma creeps from the space inbetween your legs directly to your nose. Making the smell 10x worse.

(Sitting on couch)
Dusty: *fart*
Alexis: Dude, gross!
Dusty: At least you didn't get the toilet bowl effect!

by Tom Alex Douchty May 2, 2010

Toilet Paper Bitch

It's when mike goes to wipe his ass and his finger slips through the toilet paper. Therefore mike becomes the toilet paper bitch

mike washes his fingers in shame after becoming the toilet paper bitch

by mexican mike 513 April 17, 2016

Occam's Toilet Brush

Technique of philosophical discourse wherein the most obvious and simple explanation must be pointedly ignored to allow discussion of weak and immediately falsifiable alternatives. Used primarily to draw out a discussion with minimal danger of actually reaching a resolution.

"Maybe I'm overthinking this. Maybe I'm not transgender. Maybe it's just internalized misogyny. Maybe I'm really a self-hating lesbian."
"Yeah, that you've been miserable all your life except when identifying as male isn't worth considering. Dude, you're totally using Occam's Toilet Brush."

by CaptainScorpio January 2, 2008