When someone suddenly displays their uber score to someone, thinking their score is higher, and discovers their score is lower.
He took out his phone at the steakhouse, shoved it in his dinner partner’s face, and said “my uber rating is higher than yours”; oops, that was an uber fail, as his rating, 4.97, was lower than his dinner partner’s rating, 4.98.
by RubyD August 25, 2025
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To be Gar-Failed is to know disappointment at a cosmic level: like Garfield waking up to an empty lasagna pan. Every Wednesday you get your hopes up—bowling shoes rented, camera ready, dough rising—and every Wednesday such bestie pulls a Gar-Fail, leaving you holding nothing but regret and extra pepperoni.
To be Gar-Failed is to know disappointment at a cosmic level: like Garfield waking up to an empty lasagna pan. Every Wednesday you get your hopes up—bowling shoes rented, camera ready, dough rising—and every Wednesday such bestie pulls a Gar-Fail, leaving you holding nothing but regret and extra pepperoni.
Example:
“Thought we were making pizza and going bowling, but Greg Gar-Failed me again.”
One-liner roasts:
When Garfield hates Mondays, but Greg makes you hate Wednesdays.
To be left standing alone in bowling shoes, holding a camera and a homemade pizza sauce.
Greg ghosts Garfield Day harder than Garfield ghosts diets.
“Thought we were making pizza and going bowling, but Greg Gar-Failed me again.”
One-liner roasts:
When Garfield hates Mondays, but Greg makes you hate Wednesdays.
To be left standing alone in bowling shoes, holding a camera and a homemade pizza sauce.
Greg ghosts Garfield Day harder than Garfield ghosts diets.
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Person 1:"Oh my ankle hurts a lot, do you have any idea what it could be?"
Person 2:"Oh yeah its probably man fail boo"
Person 2:"Oh yeah its probably man fail boo"
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I wanted to cum all over the girl's face but only a few drops of semen dribbled out. It was a failed facial. It was so embarrassing.
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Hym "And if getting a bunch of kids killed trying to teach someone a lesson wasn't your goal then YOU ARE THE ONE who clearly failed here. I said I was going to create AI and I did it. I haven't killed you all yet so you should be grateful."
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