The Vince McMahon

When you take a dump on a girls head while a pro-wrestler is having intercourse with her after she signs an NDA, then proceed to not pay her all the promised hush money.

I totally gave Stephanie THE VINCE MCMAHON last night. I think she enjoyed it, I gave her a pack of wet wipes to clean off with. Hopefully one million is enough to keep her quiet!

The Vince McMahon by anonymous February 4, 2024

The Van. 

scotty doesnt know, that fioana and me.. do it in my van every sunday (sayaka is sweatin' rn)
The van is an inside joke nobody else will understand

F; "the van."
A; "THE VAN."
C; "THE VAN!!"
A; "The van never dies"LE ME JUSTFUCKING SUBMIT TIHS"

The Van. by mynameisangle February 9, 2024

The Van Nuys & Roscoe Cocktail 

The 1999 Camry Cruising On Van Nuys & Roscoe With A Sketchy Moose Mindset

Cocktail

is a cocktail made my Moose

Spicy Tamarindo Vodka

Spicy Chamoy

Tajin - lots

and a splash of Israeli grapefruit juice (Prigat)

stirred over ice

served in a tall glass

Bottoms up and cause marriage problems

I gotta get me The Van Nuys & Roscoe Cocktail

Gotta get my mind thinking dark while driving a 1999 Camry

I gotta call Moose

Where’s Moose!!!

FUCK!!! IM GONNA DO IT
FUCKKKKKKKK
(Sip)

The Van Nuys & Roscoe Cocktail by CheesecakeMoose February 26, 2024

The Vanderwyk 

When you rubberband your own prolapse

He put the rubberbands on his prolapse. And told everyone he did The Vanderwyk" to his prolapse.

The Vanderwyk by TheNUCKCHORRIS March 19, 2024

the VA effect

aka depression. The feeling when you realize that maybe this isn't the right school.

Laura is really feeling the VA effect today.

the VA effect by onans March 20, 2024

The Val Pinch 

Where you put on finger in the anus and one in the vagina and proceede to 'pinch' the thin membrane separating both areas of the Woman's genitals

I want to use the Val pinch on you tonight

The Val Pinch by The True English April 11, 2024

The Val Pinch 

Where you insert one finger into the Anus and the thumb into the vagina of a woman and proceed to 'pinch' the thin membrane between the two areas chasing the woman to orgasm.

I want you to use the Val pinch on me tonight.

The Val Pinch by The True English April 11, 2024