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slobby door knobby

The act of removing a door knob and replacing it with ones man meat. Then in the middle of the night as your spouse awakens to urinate, still half asleep, stumbles into the darken bathroom. She goes to turn the door open and in the process gives you a mean indian burn that only a sick pervert would enjoy.
Sally to her Co Workers: I'm so tired, Henry my husband keeps me up all night with his massive slobby door knobby' s and his loud painful moans as he nurses his Indian burns.
by WhoDrankTheDongWater June 11, 2017
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Shut the front door

Romy Bauer first coined this expression in 2000. When she didn't want to say the "F word"
Romy is in Joel's caravan

Shut the front door
by Gandeybigtop October 6, 2019
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Leprechaun's Back Door

When a woman inserts glitter into her anus and then farts upon a man's face.
Tim: Dude, have you been to a strip club? You have glitter all over your face!
Joe: No man. My girlfriend was cleaning up her kids' art supplies and wanted to give me a Leprechaun's Back Door.
by painterlad November 24, 2013
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door bell trade

craigslisting a photo of your penis and then having the respondents ring your door bell at a mutually agreed upon time for gay sexual exploits. Requires one to serena in advance in order to have a clean recepticle.
Tony had to leave the gang early because he had door bell trade scheduled at 3:00 and he needed to serena first!
by the Square Gang April 14, 2008
mugGet the door bell trademug.

Kick door

Pronounced kick dough
To hook your homie up with a female or hook yourself up and eventually get with her.
aye Bro I just seen this fine female I need you to come kick door for me.
by Yoboisway November 26, 2018
mugGet the Kick doormug.

Garage door opener

convince a chick to have sex with you in a parking deck out on the back of the car or over the hood and make so much noise the guard comes looking to see what’s going on. The key is working your magic to convince a chick to do it when she doesn’t want to at first.
by JBut December 25, 2007
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Back door spider

A definition based upon a descriptive view of a anus!
She was on the rag, so I slammed it in her Back door spider
by Seth N. February 18, 2005
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