The act of removing a door knob and replacing it with ones man meat. Then in the middle of the night as your spouse awakens to urinate, still half asleep, stumbles into the darken bathroom. She goes to turn the door open and in the process gives you a mean indian burn that only a sick pervert would enjoy.
Sally to her Co Workers: I'm so tired, Henry my husband keeps me up all night with his massive slobby door knobby' s and his loud painful moans as he nurses his Indian burns.
by WhoDrankTheDongWater June 11, 2017
Get the slobby door knobbymug. by Matthew678 March 22, 2019
Get the Shut the front doormug. When two men line up anus to anus. The men then pivot on the right butt cheek of one man, and the left butt cheek of the other. They crawl apart as though they are a barn door opening. Then a third man anally penetrates the two men one after another.
Workout bro: Yo how's the barn door back coming along?
Sexual deviant: I'm still looking for two more guys.
Sexual deviant: I'm still looking for two more guys.
by Barndoor bro June 25, 2017
Get the barn door backmug. craigslisting a photo of your penis and then having the respondents ring your door bell at a mutually agreed upon time for gay sexual exploits. Requires one to serena in advance in order to have a clean recepticle.
Tony had to leave the gang early because he had door bell trade scheduled at 3:00 and he needed to serena first!
by the Square Gang April 14, 2008
Get the door bell trademug. Pronounced kick dough
To hook your homie up with a female or hook yourself up and eventually get with her.
To hook your homie up with a female or hook yourself up and eventually get with her.
by Yoboisway November 26, 2018
Get the Kick doormug. by Seth N. February 18, 2005
Get the Back door spidermug. convince a chick to have sex with you in a parking deck out on the back of the car or over the hood and make so much noise the guard comes looking to see what’s going on. The key is working your magic to convince a chick to do it when she doesn’t want to at first.
by JBut December 25, 2007
Get the Garage door openermug.