Math

It is the lesbian sister of biology

Son : Dad, what is math?
Dad : Son, math is just the lesbian sister of Biology

by mashd.potatoe June 10, 2018

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Math Monkey

A derogatory slang for a stereotypically annoying asian person.

"Tim is such a fuckin math monkey, that kid thinks he's hot shit"

by John Yang May 16, 2018

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math is hands down the worst subject ever and sucks i suck at math and i rather be doing something other than math-Derek Ortega

math is hard and bad

by Derek Angel Ortega ur boiii May 16, 2018

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When you subtract the time between their message and your response so as to avoid the following: seeming desperate, sounding actually upset at them, desperate, glad that someone cared enough to respond to you, desperate, and to avoid sounding desperate.

Text math is done in a number of scenarios such as during arguments with your soon-to-be ex, your parents when you're drunk, or with that co-worker when you aren't sure how exactly they got your number.

I have my response, but I need to wait 7 minutes to send it according to my text math.

by Tamed-Carrot May 17, 2018

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