When your chick puts a gob of rubbing vasoline in her mouth and then slobbers it all over your dick. She then proceeds to give you a nasty handjob.
by NotoriousK30304 December 12, 2013
by boathouse January 11, 2009
One of the world's best known progressive house djs who broke in to the dance music industry with a residency alongside Sasha at the Renaissance Club in England. He went on to hold a legendary residency at Twilo, NYC (1996-2001) where he played between 8-12 hours on the last Friday of every month. After the closure of the club he has toured tirelessly, playing about 200 shows per year on every continent on the planet.
John Digweed tore the roof off the club last night when he played Luke Dzierzek's remix of "Out of the Curious".
I wish I could see John Digweed spin at Twilo just once, those were legendary club nights.
I wish I could see John Digweed spin at Twilo just once, those were legendary club nights.
by TwiloGhost November 26, 2007
Pre 2000, a decent guy. Post 2000 a flipfloping political whore with bush's hand up his ass controling his every thought....which makes one wonder just where mccain's brain is.
John MCcain will lie to the religious right just like Bush did in order to get a job that pays $200,000 a year and then fuck the people that voted for him in order to become the United States first real dictator.
by kiobe May 16, 2007
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by 13 yr old girl November 02, 2020
The physical embodiment of dirt, not only does this vile creature lie 24/7 but also goes out of his way to stay well away from anything remotely hygienic. In addition to the blocks of bellchesse that engulf his chode and constantly put him off, he also is sexually attracted to dogs and has various different branded ice lollies stuck between the many many chins and rolls of fat he has.
Friend 1 - “mate did u see how John Barber that toilet was”
Friend 2 - “dude I’ve seen dogs shit out cleaner things”
Friend 2 - “dude I’ve seen dogs shit out cleaner things”
by urnanscrustyvagina November 04, 2018