Tim Polish

Extremely attractive person incapable of social contact, thus ruining his chances at a meaningful relationship

“Wow what a loser, he’s such a Tim Polish”

by wannabetim December 7, 2022

The Tim Parks

1. The act of parking your dick in your woman, wife, etc... while only wearing Timberland boots. 2.Having sex wearing only timberland shoes or boots.

"I pulled the Tim Parks, plowed that hoe with nothing but my timberland boots on"!

by Jploppert April 21, 2018

Timming

The occurrence when one's vocal chords fail to flow smoothly, thus, resulting in a crack in one's voice. After the mentioned cracking, almost everyone in the room must respond with some reference to Tim Hayes. I.E. "What was that Tim?"

"I think Mike is going through puberty."

"Tell me about it, he's fucking Timming out of control."

by Schuyler VanBuren January 6, 2008

Tim Cheese

Tim Cheese, born on May 5th, 1962, in Chicago, Illinois, is a notorious criminal mastermind and leader of the Breadsticks gang. Abandoned as a child on the streets of O-Block, he grew up with no known parents, but scientists later confirmed he is the cousin of Biggie Cheese, the famous rapper. From a young age, Tim displayed a sharp mind for strategy and deception, making him a dangerous figure in the criminal underworld. Unlike most gangsters who relied on brute strength, Tim’s power came from his cunning, manipulation, and tactical brilliance. Also the man who murdered John Pork.

John: Did you hear who killed John Pork?
Doe: Yeah man, Tim Cheese.

by Findrunemfwatertower March 31, 2025

Tim-in

When you invite your friend to hang out or do something with you and he ditches out.

Hey buddy do you want to go play golf? Yes absolutely..... Where the fuck is he? He was Tim-in

by jrerots August 6, 2020

The Ice Man (Tim)

The Ice Man (Tim) is as cold as ice , likes to think he is Val Kilmer,chases cats,and secretly competes with his identical twin brother..but is actually a Amway salesman who is more like a small melted ice cube.

On a hot day,she was hoping The Ice Man (Tim) would cometh,but then she realized that he was more of a melted ice cube than a Val Kilmer.

by NorrisCode July 7, 2024

Tim

Tim thinks this urban dictionary thing is stupid. Tim understands that all of these good things being said about him on urban dictionary we’re just made by people like him so they could post about it on their Instagram story

Tim what’re you doin with all that cake on a thanksgiving Thursday afternoon.

by BimothyTunker November 23, 2021