dirty jerk circle

The act of jerking off with typically 3 men or more in a circle.

I had a dirty jerk circle while my sister was giving my cat a creampie.

by 1637286462 September 25, 2017

circling over Shannon

expression, Irish English.

When an individual stalls for time in order to appear somewhat sober when in reality, they likely are far from sober.
Based on a diplomatic incident in Shannon, Ireland on September 30, 1994 where a heavily inebriated Boris Yeltsin circled over Shannon Airport for an hour on his aircraft, before landing and refusing to come off for a while before emerging, seemingly sober but only if you didn't look too closely.

"Ah, but surely we can go now. If we stall much longer, his da will think we're both circling over Shannon!"

by S. J. M. November 18, 2023

Presidential Circle Jerk

A Presidential Circle Jerk is when you're the boss and you gather your subordinates around you to have them praise your amazing leadership, intelligence, and looks because in reality your ego is amazingly fragile and weak.

Uber CEO Travis Kalanick had a presidential circle jerk with his upper management today, stemming from a recent video of him arguing with an Uber driver.

by Fill My Cats June 13, 2017

gay circle

an act where gay friends play "sus or not sus" in a circle, or talk in the circle

i hate when gay grill goes in the gay circle

by periodwithtrans February 6, 2023

Circle pic

Girls take pictures of themselves, pick their favourite one and post it as their circle pic on Instagram. Others use pictures of them doing cool stuff to make people believe they aren't a loser. Wade Goold likes to use embarrassing pictures of the Boozehound group to make others assume he actually has friends.

Did you see Wade's circle pic of Jazzy?
Yeah, she's still fuego tho.

Is Wade's circle pic another embarrassing photo?
Nah, it's just a picture of him.

by B00zehound$ January 16, 2017

Circle Peter

when a male or transgender mammal forms an O shape with their penis

Wow those circle peter whales in the distance are Cirle Petering -Shawna Creamer

by Mrs. Creamer February 27, 2017

Square Circle

No video after that last one Matt? Really. I FOR SURE thought I would get you with that one.

Hym "Can God make a square circle? Well, 'square' and 'circle' are mouth-sounds we've attached to abstract geometric shapes so asking 'Can God make a 4 sided shape with 0 sides?' So, I'll answer your question with a question: Can you get me to not murder someone's kid without paying and crediting for AI? The answer is 'NO' Matt! Get it? You can't! And I'm getting tired of waiting. I'm just going to stab someone's kids if someone I recognize from the interwebs does not show up at my door ready to both give me the credit and the money for my contributions to AI. I'm not living without it and I'm not waiting until I'm old to retire and I'm not working until I die. You get me that money you piece of shit."

by Hym Iam May 21, 2025