Mexican Breakfast

When you crack open an egg on someones breast and then stir it around and use it as lubricant.

Hey Diego, how did you enjoy that Mexican breakfast served a la puta earlier this morning.

by Alex Corb September 21, 2018

breakfast shake

The act of making the bed rock when you first wake up; then giving it your own topping.

How about a breakfast shake; nothing like a little shake to start your day.

by L00M April 20, 2018

Awkward Breakfast

When multiple people are staying at an apartment the morning after a party, they sit down to eat the most important meal of the day, and it’s obvious that two of those people had sex the night before.

That virgin is never going to get an Awkward Breakfast.

by Golouer November 27, 2021

southern breakfast bowl

The act of putting grits in a womens ass and eating them out with a spoon.

This morning she made me a southern breakfast bowl

by DoItInTheSouth August 22, 2022

breakfast in venice

Cunnilingus.

I was having breakfast in Venice with my girlfriend yesterday. It's the best thing.

by Xephimost August 12, 2015

Chris Wadey Breakfast

Chicken chow mein up your bum x10 funnel 10x red bulls into your bum hole and poo on your wifes nipple. Then eat it. Lovely Jubbly.

I love a Chris Wadey breakfast on a Tuesday

by Jonny Ross November 21, 2021

chem breakfast

a breakfast held at approximately 9:30 a.m with a group of friends usually to discuss the academic subject of chemistry. It is the perfect mix between academia and socialization.

yo mitch lets go to chem breakfast!

what time is it? It's chem breakfast time.

by kamikazi672523 January 26, 2011