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Cookie Ninja

Someone who is extremely proficient at stealing cookies without being spotted, regardless of how many people are in the vicinity.
Guy sees cookie.
Guy reaches for cookie.
Cookie disappears.
Guy cries.
Cookie Ninja has won.
by DLTZ April 28, 2013
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Ninja defuse

A ninja defuse is best described as a epic moment of surprising the enemy team or catching them off guard when they've left too few teammates at a bombsite or if the enemy team has not noticed the opposing player whose near the bombsite and the opposing player goes for a defusal and then wins it either by killing the enemy player(s) on the bombsite where the bomb has been planted or other type of methods in FPS games such as Counter-Strike.
Player 1 (Team CT): Is he actually doing it?
Player 2 (Team CT): OMG. Does (Player 5) have it?
Player 3 (Team CT): It's inbelievable!!!
Player 4 (Team CT): YES, he's going for a ninja defuse!!!
Player 5 (Team CT): That's how it's done everybody! that's how it's done!
by Ninja defuse June 15, 2015
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white ninja

A series of comics that are full of satirical commentary on controversial worldly issues. These comics can be enjoyed by all, even the stupid.
by MetalMoe May 19, 2004
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ninja move

a ninja move is when you or someone else does something behind your back or you do it behind theirs. this can be used in almost any tense. the reason behind this is well think about it ok. ninjas do shit and get away with it without being seen whether they are doing good or bad things to people.
1. i just pulled a ninja move on jon and fucked his girlfriend when he was in the room next to mine.
2 i just ninja'd that cop. he believed i was the guy in the pic on my fake drivers license.
3.did you just see me ninja that fucker that stole my weed earlier and he didnt think i knew who did it? he was knocked out cold and has no idea who blasted his punk ass in the dome.
by eric mccomas September 7, 2005
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Nipple Ninja

A member of a not-so-secret and vaguely homoerotic society originating in Danville, California. A Nipple Ninja is fluent in many techniques of nipple flipping, and performs his art on unsuspecting victims. These moves (examples include: The horseshoe, the rainbow, the monkey wrench, and the Horny Hungarian) can be performed in friendly or unfriendly situations.
Holy shit, that Nipple Ninja just pulled a "guillotine" on Madlwski's fat nips.
by Steve Kaye December 4, 2005
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Ninja Titties

Ninja Titties are breasts that have turned against mankind. They are angry boobs who became tired of being stuffed in a bra all day... Not to mention the years and years of neglect, to countless times of being treated as mere hooters only to be taken advantage of again and again. So they decided to become deadly ninjas. Fighting back became a turning point. They train hard and vigorously... and spread the news to other enslaved boobies across the world... to one day gain freedom.
"I'd be careful going out alone in those woods tonight... that there belongs to the ninja titties after sunset"
by p00p stain October 30, 2007
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