Swamp Searcher

Someone who TRIES to be a swamp slayer.
But always fails.

Swamp Searcher: Daaamn, look at that sexy ass swamp donkey, ima get with her!

Swamp Donkey: Uh, you sure ass hell aint!

by kannah December 2, 2009

Swamp Lip

A perspiring upper lip below the nose, including the philtrum.

Damn dat bitch gotta swamp lip.

by rmac8769 November 10, 2010

Karmic Swamp Ass

noun - a vaporous secretion from a described heinous anus that in return punishes its sender.

Colt released karmic swamp ass upon himself.

by The Real Ass Kite June 7, 2024

Texas Swamp Donkey

The girl your friend is a tad ashamed of.
Mostly found in rural southern river towns. Usually not attractive, but usually rock a solid farm girl ass and rack. Most smoke, drink, and are premiscus. If they have kids they never have custody or the mother assumes responsibility.

A Texas Swamp Donkey is always a female, very stout, and between a 2 and 4 in attractiveness.

by LazyLarry27 December 13, 2020

swamp hunting

The act of going out to a social gathering, such as a bar or club, and hunting for a swamp donkey or swamp rat to take home for sexual pleasures.

Last night, Steve and I went swamp hunting. We took home a couple swamp donkeys to the crib. The smell was unbearable. I don’t think I’m getting that smell of Swamp off for weeks.

by Wildcats98 January 15, 2020

swamp turkey

a dirty, nasty ass ho.

stop being a swamp turkey.

by samiqueen September 14, 2020

Breeding like swamp rats

They breed us in to a ghetto Human population that can no longer support an independent middle class home. They filled the homes with their swamp rat spawn. Now their kids and us live in stacked apartments eating and shitting on top of one another. No land to grow food, paying off the sins of swamp rats with taxes and rent, making life hard for everyone.

Clint Eastwood - how many swamp rats can you fit in one home? They are breeding like swamp rats.

by Universe completion January 27, 2023