We all know that modern women in today's world have super high standards and expectations for men. The Nine Sixes evaluates men based on their bodies, income, and sexual prowess.
1. 6-figure salary.
2. At least 6 feet tall.
3. At least 600 horsepower in his car.
4. A 6-pack abdomen.
5. At least 6 months since last relationship.
6. At least 6 inches below the belt.
7. Must have at least 6 years of college/university. (Possessing a Master's degree or higher.)
8. Owns at least 6 businesses.
9. At least 6 notch count.
1. 6-figure salary.
2. At least 6 feet tall.
3. At least 600 horsepower in his car.
4. A 6-pack abdomen.
5. At least 6 months since last relationship.
6. At least 6 inches below the belt.
7. Must have at least 6 years of college/university. (Possessing a Master's degree or higher.)
8. Owns at least 6 businesses.
9. At least 6 notch count.
You'll never be able to meet the requirements of a modern-day woman, Jack. They have Nine Sixes now.
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