Head Sausage

The protruding fat roll that exists on the back of the head where the head and neck meet. Usually on a fat / chubby man while sitting upright in a chair or on a bench.

Wow! Look at that! Hey, can I squeeze your head sausage?

by Jubantime July 19, 2015

sausage monster

The step bellow a meatball monster. A guy that is jacked but not overly jacked. They can be seen at the gym in groups. Are very strong but not necessarily massive like meatball monsters.

A couple of sausage monsters and I were at the gym yesterday blasting our pecs.

by Robby Fresh April 11, 2008

Sausage Sex

Where a group of 2 or more males have intercourse on a day to day basis.

Yo Kyle , David and I are having some amazing sausage sex.

by StraightUpKeyboardG May 19, 2016

Sausage Scarf

A meaty garment worn around the neck.

Hey bro, nice sausage scarf, where can I get one for myself?

by anonononononymouse June 6, 2016

Sausage supper

The act of providing oral relief to multipleale participants. (Colloquial Scottish)

Pat had a sausage supper down the alley with Kris and Boab.

by Pullmehearties July 13, 2016

Summer Sausage

The bludge of a man's penis in a speedo, in the summer.

Did you see that guy's summer sausage?

by Gortlubes September 24, 2017

Skinless sausage

To touch oneself until the top-end skin drops off the penis.
Otherwise known as "the naked eye"

In the evening I tend to caress my skinless sausage.
When I'm in the shower I dance with my skinless sausage.

by Fungus Mcfarlagen October 3, 2012