Ryan

TORPEDO

Ryan

by wawawawawawawawwawawawawawawaw September 10, 2020

Ryan

not torpedo

ryann't ryan

by wawawawawawawawwawawawawawawaw September 10, 2020

Ryan

A short kid that short and fantasize about Thor.

Teacher: Ryan what’s the answer?
Random kid: he is fantasizing about Thor.

Teacher: not again?

by Huge jass September 11, 2020

Ryan

A short white boy that fantasizes about Thor.

Teacher: Ryan what’s the answer?
Random kid: he’s fantasizing about Thor.

Teacher: not again.

by Huge jass September 11, 2020

Ryan

A guy whose only purpose is to simp. He will simp, for ANYONE - he would even simp for a 60 year old history teacher whose dick sags to the floor. He acts like he gets the ladies but even the neighbourhood mole rats wouldn't suck on his dick.

person 1: yo man is that a freakishly tall rat?
Person 2: ew no its just a ryan

by PetraCumtoes September 13, 2020

Ryan

Ryan is the most clever person you will meet in your life. Ryan is very competitive, when it comes to a contest. He will try his hardest to impress people. He is stubborn, angered easily, cute and kind. He keeps everything bottled up, but when he explodes don't get in his way. Ryan is extremely resourceful and has a lot perseverance, so if he fails at something he just takes another shot until he succeeds. He's not a fan of small children, yet they seem to adore him.

' look at that boy winning."
'He must be a Ryan, their so good at everything they try.'

by Dinner Dude September 22, 2020

Ryan

The most muscular man in Junior High. He gets stung by a wasp and literally just pulls in out and continues. All the girls are madly in love with him. He can jump 2 meters in one fell swoop.

Ryan just jumped across the river.

by ryancheese October 23, 2020