What happens to a penis when it comes into contact with poison ivy after taking a wizz in the woods.
Guy #1: Dude, I can't have sex for, like three weeks!
Guy #2: Damn, dude! How come?
Guy #1: I took a piss in the woods the other day, and my Johnson is so big it reached down low and brushed some poison ivy on the ground.
Guy #2: Dude! Your dick is huge!!!!
Guy #1: Yeah, but now he's got the Red Gyarados.....
Guy #2: Damn....
Guy #2: Damn, dude! How come?
Guy #1: I took a piss in the woods the other day, and my Johnson is so big it reached down low and brushed some poison ivy on the ground.
Guy #2: Dude! Your dick is huge!!!!
Guy #1: Yeah, but now he's got the Red Gyarados.....
Guy #2: Damn....
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How do u know if you have been the receiver of a ‘Red Kelly’.... yr trousers and pants are down and you are being sucked off at a red light whilst stuck in traffic.
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How do u know if you have been the receiver of a ‘Red Kelly’.... yr trousers and pants are down and you are being sucked off at a red light whilst stuck in traffic.
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The red arrows use BAE hawk trainer jets that are light, nimble and agile. Their livery is, unsurprisingly, red.
Often use red, white and blue smoke trails to create mesmerizing effects.
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The red arrows use BAE hawk trainer jets that are light, nimble and agile. Their livery is, unsurprisingly, red.
Often use red, white and blue smoke trails to create mesmerizing effects.
Another famous manouver, so exciting it is now used by other aero-display teams as well, is the high-speed pass, whereby two jets speed directly towards eac other from opposite ends of the airfield, seemingly on a collision course. As they meet in the center, the jets tip their wings 90 degrees in opposing directions, and by so doing passing each other with inches to spare.
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