Red Gyarados

What happens to a penis when it comes into contact with poison ivy after taking a wizz in the woods.

Guy #1: Dude, I can't have sex for, like three weeks!

Guy #2: Damn, dude! How come?

Guy #1: I took a piss in the woods the other day, and my Johnson is so big it reached down low and brushed some poison ivy on the ground.

Guy #2: Dude! Your dick is huge!!!!

Guy #1: Yeah, but now he's got the Red Gyarados.....

Guy #2: Damn....

by CashMoneyDollaBillz December 11, 2011

Red Delicious

A sexual act of cunnilingus during mensuration immediately proceeded by giving her a sloppy kiss on the mouth, ergo delivering her some red delicious.

I earned my red wings the other day with Susan after she surprised me by giving me a kiss and saying "red delicious".

by Suzy Creamchese February 21, 2011

the red bull

the act of jacking off with your butt buddy until your dick is red then running at each other full speed and slamming into each other groin first

Billy "dude im so sore from last night, me and my butt buddy did the red bull like seven times"

Charley "thats fucked up bro..."

by yuorintothisnotme October 29, 2010

baby red

alternate name for the color pink

Todd's panties arent pink, their baby red!

by charles george April 2, 2008

c of red

A group of followers wearing red black and yellow symbolizing the Calgary Flames hockey team..the fans of the calgary flames in the stadium many fans wear the jersey regardless of playoffs hence C Of Red

person: lots of calgary fans here

other person: thats why its called the C of Red

by vVvTheJokervVv September 25, 2011

Da red

Knuckels is da red yes

Lava: Shows a picture of Sonic, Tails and Knuckles.
iloveoreos217: Cool. Tails Sonic. And da red.
Lava: Did you just call Knuckles "da red"?

by u/welikeReddit1 January 18, 2021

red pants

A mature woman who is on her period but still chooses to dress up and go out.

Also a foreign dude who plays electric keyboard and sings old songs in a restaurant/bar.

Betty's got her red pants on but that's not stopping her from making out with that Jagger dude.

by Chuberly January 26, 2016