Peter

Has a little retard of a kid that is also ugly as fuck

Peters sprem is fucked up

by Big Shaz March 18, 2019

willy peter

-slang. Army officer or cadet that is/has attended the United States Military Academy at West Point. Usually negative.

"That Lieutenant is such an asshole."
"Dude, he's a willy peter."
"Oh. That explains it."

by LTDan February 2, 2008

blue peter

A pre rolled joint "here's one I rolled earlier"

Friend 1 "I need to roll"
Friend 2 "it's cool I got my blue peter"

by Spec1982 November 16, 2016

Salt peter

another name for cum, or man juice

The girl that sucked me off las night was so bad i just had to
spray my salt peter up her nostral

by Jamie June 17, 2006

peter pham

a fucking gaylord that fucking talks shit on people jus cuhs they dont fucking go out wit him

fucking peter go fuck yourself like yoo always fucking do

by Anonymous March 15, 2003

Peter Pipelayer

(a.k.a. Pipe-layin' Pete) Any guy named Pete who plunges his dick into someone's mud hole...(possibly causing a severe case of Mud Butt).

Pete: Did you ever meet Peter Pipelayer?
Marissa: No, who's that?
Pete: I'll show you. *turns her over, rips off her skirt and begins*
Marissa: *screaming*
*30 minutes pass*
Marissa: *Wiping tears from her eyes while walking out of the bathroom*.... YOU GAVE ME MUD BUTT!!!!!!

by Cement-Mixin' Charlie June 29, 2004

puppy peters

(n) slang term for Vienna sausages, as if they were the penises of neutered puppies.

My three year old won't eat anything but puppy peters.

by EffingWheeler September 20, 2011