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Squat to Pee

Derogatory term referring to SQAD coined due to impediments caused by software testers, in effect, reducing otherwise prosperous companies to a pile of dust.
Better learn to pee while running otherwise you get left behind like Netscape, the last company who squat to pee.
by Habacka Habama III February 18, 2009
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idk but i have to pee

Trying to avoid a topic so you quickly leave the room until the topic has changed
Me: what should I search on urban dictionary?

Friend: idk but I have to pee...
by Squidnation January 31, 2014
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the X pee

when you spread your legs over the toilut and pee while swinging your peepar in a circle like a helicopter
dont get anxious! the x pee!
by bunky June 11, 2006
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pee wees

Pee Wees need to be checked by the O.G's
by Anonymous August 28, 2003
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pee off

To tell someone to piss off without using the word itself.

Normally said by a nervous French teacher (who assumes everyone is his mate/if he is cornish, pronounced meat) to students on the back row having a laff-and-a-giggle meat.
"Look meat alrite, if you don't want to be here, just...just...PEE OFF MEAT!"

*everyone walks out*
by Dooguy July 3, 2005
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do you still sit when you pee?

What one says when you think the other person should have learned how to do or already done by now. It's used as an insult to tell the person theyre pathetic.
50 year old: I've never had sex.

30 year old: Do you still sit when you pee?

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25 year old: I havent passed my drivers test.

16 year old: Do you still sit when you pee?

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9 year old: I dont know how to ride a bike.

6 year old: Do you still sit when you pee?

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8 year old: I dont know how to tie my shoes.

5 year old: Do you still sit when you pee?

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German Guy: Ich habe die USA eingewandert und ich habe seit zwanzig Jahren höre und ich weiß nicht, wie noch Englisch zu sprechen. (I've immigrated to the USA and I've been hear for 20 years and I still dont know how to speak english.)

USA Guy who understands German: Do you still sit when you pee?
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pee rag

a rag used by teenage or preteen kids used for a bedsheet. it consists of a high fiber durable clothe that can hold up to 2 liters of piss. often used after kid has been hit prolongdly for peeing the bed. after mothers and fathers have put up with it long enough.
"Cesar! Pick up this damn pee rag its starting to stink up this fucking room!"

"Little billy keeps peeing the bed Bill. we need to get him a pee rag."


"Damn it somebody wash the damn Pee rag"
by Johnny saints July 7, 2007
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