Patrick

very cool

Jimmy: Wow Patrick, you're very cool

Patrick: Piss off

Jimmy: Okay! You're so cool :)

by Epic_gamer_UwU January 4, 2022

patrick

a person who is in fact, not a crusty crab

anonymous phone person: "is this the crusty crab"
patrick: "no, this is patrick"
*patrick hangs up phone*

another anonymous phone person: "is this the crusty crab"
patrick(this time a bit angry): "no, this is patrick"
*patrick hangs up phone again*

a third anonymous phone person: "is this the crusty crab"
patrick(this time very angry) : "NO, THIS IS PATRICK"
*patrick hangs up phone angrily*

patrick: "i'm not a crusty crab"
spongebob: "patrick, that is the name of the restaurant"
patrick: "huh?"

by not a crusty crab April 18, 2018

Patrick shwavy

1. When you do something so insanely embarrassing you wish you were never born.

Yooo lets get Patrick shwavyd, lol its lit

by That’s not vegan December 16, 2019

Conor William James Patrick Patrick

When you pick an aditional name to your already long ass name which is already one of your other names so is useless.

'George Peter picked his confirmation name and totally did a Conor William James Patrick Patrick as he is now called George Peter Peter.' That is called a Conor William James Patrick Patrick

by Winggger October 31, 2020

Patrick

Patrick is the name of a male who perspires around you. Patrick can be gentle but deeply has anger issues he holds back because he doesn’t want to know he’s a bad person….deep down inside he wants to be loved but with the fruit of his nature Patrick destroys friendships before he even starts. Patrick is a consistent loyal persona. Patrick is a great supportive persona.patrick

Britiania- Hey have you heard of that Patrick kid, I heard he a loyal buddy.
Samantha- Oh really?! I haven’t heard that, mighty try it out though

by Bonnie Kouma November 22, 2021

St. Patrick’s daze

n. A pleasant foggy feeling that comes on after one’s ninth green beer.

....................

Here now. Don’t you be talking so loud like. Me and the leprechauns are just enjoying our St. Patrick’s daze.

by gnostic3 March 17, 2019

Patrick

some type of ginger dude whos 6'8 and could probably beat your sorry ass at an origami duel

Girl: Who's that?

Patrick: I'm the man of your dreams ;)

*Proceeds to make girl an origami platypus*

by Asimpforgingers December 16, 2020