Patrick the Zen Boss

Patrick is the epitome of patience in the workplace. He's the kind of boss who approaches every task with the calm precision of a master craftsman. Patrick is the master of taking his time, and he is never in a rush, he meticulously takes his time to ensure everything is done eventually, but flawlessly. His dry sense of humour adds a touch of charm to the team. Patrick is the go-to guru for precision in the workplace but at his own pace.

If you do not have a Patrick the Zen Boss on your team, you should get one.

by RoloLoots September 20, 2023

padick

its basically short for, rosalina is the best mario princess

(there is no way to padick this bih in a sentence ian gon lie) sushy if yuu reading this yuu gay

by the ghetto outcast September 27, 2023

Patrick

A massiv dub of a handsome man

I love going full Adriana Chechik on Patrick

by Bae____ September 30, 2023

Patrick

Struggles to get hot girls. He can bag a 5/10 easily. Catfish of the bars

I hope I see a patrick at the bar tonight-local 3/10

by Peter ;) October 16, 2023

Patrick Star

When someone is preforming very pleasurable sexual acts on your dick (typically oral) to the extent that you go “silly”, as well as giving you five stars on your skin, which for white people makes the affected skin turn pink.

Also a character from the show Spongebob Squarepants

Person A: Man she turned me into Patrick Star

OR

Person A: She gave me the Patrick Star treatment

by Hugecock69420 October 23, 2023

pardickulates

Small particles in the air (usually from males named Brad, Mitch, or Christian) that contain essence of dick. Side effects of inhilation may include but are not limited to;
Becoming a gay
Slobbing knob
69ing the homies
An uncultured attraction to not being swole
Mild headaches

"I developed a cough yesterday."
"OH, hopefully you didn't inhale any pardickulates. Do you taste penis?"
"... maybe."

by Ichigo the hallowfied December 21, 2023

Patrick

Done for

Patrick is done for

by Coonnnnoorrbbrryydoon January 2, 2024