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toast mouth

When a girl won't suck you because she has a sore throat!
I can't go down on you, I have toast mouth!
by JAB_1987 November 10, 2018
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octopus juice on toast

a very tall girl with an obsession for batman who loves it when you pull her feet and call her daddy she's the dominant one, with a lot of moles. likes to eat icecream with a fork.
that emily in our math class dude she's a real octopus juice on toast
by turtleoctoman August 10, 2017
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Burnt toast

If someone has "burnt toast" it means they are in a bad mood because of a sequence of events earlier in the day starting with burnt toast. Example: you wake up in the morning and burn your toast, so you're in a bad mood and cut someone off driving, then he's in a bad mood and snaps at his co worker, then he's in a bad mood goes home and fights with his wife, then she's in a bad mood etc etc,
"hey bob how's your day going?"

"F*ck off would ya tony!"

"Oh sh*t, I don't need your burnt toast"
by Shimmying August 22, 2017
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Toast

Toast is a form of bread that has been browned by exposure to radiant heat. This browning is the result of a Maillard reaction altering the flavor of the bread and making it firmer so that it is easier to spread toppings on it. Toasting is a common method of making stale bread more palatable. Bread is often toasted using a toaster, but toaster ovens are also used. Though many types of bread can be toasted the most commonly used is "sliced bread", referring to bread that is already sliced and bagged upon purchase and may be white, brown, multigrain, etc.
by XamPopPow March 11, 2019
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Toasted Head

When you're really high (a.k.a. toasted) and get head.
Person One: Can I take another bong rip?
Person Two: Sure, but don't you have date later?
Person One: Yeah man, gonna get some toasted head.
by HeoQ March 12, 2019
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victory toast

After you fuck a girl so good she makes breakfast after
I pounded her so bad and enjoyed some victory toast.

Javier make me some victory toast after you eat this vag
by Gprodriguez62 December 22, 2018
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Sleep Toasted

Trying to keep yourself up for so long that you eventually feel high, but you’re not high, you’re just sleep
“Dude I feel sleep toasted, I’ve been up for 30 hours and everything is funny.”
by Iamnothigh January 9, 2019
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