cookie mom

Moms who have tons of fake friends, are right-winged conservatives, overly religious, read lots of books that all have the same plots, keeps the scrapbook industry going, and have nothing to do but make cookies and cakes all day.

(based on a true story)
Teenager: Hi, I just came by to pick up some scrapbooking supplies for my mom.
Cookie Mom: Ok, let me get them
*oven alarm*
Cookie Mom: Hold on, I just have some cookies in the oven.
Teenager: Ok, *tries to hold back laughter*

by observant teenager March 5, 2009

Tony's mom

Hot

Tony's mom is hot

by Lobster98765432118;64)&); September 13, 2016

Soccer Mom

A woman who only lets her kids listen to educational music and causes traffic jams at the local elementary school because they want to make sure their "perfect children" don't get hurt or killed while walking 10 feet to get to the door. Her kids are spoiled brats and act like the little shits they are in public. Soccer moms generally don't have a job, bleach their hair, and drive luxury mini vans. They're referred to as trophy wives as they wear tons of makeup and get their hair bleached once a week to make regular moms like mine feel bad. They don't let their kids use the internet because it's "violent" and "sexual", the kids can only watch PG and G rated movies, and play Minecraft for a video game.

Me: *Listening to Nicki Minaj
Soccer Mom: TURN THAT OFF, MY PRECIOUS BABY DOESN'T NEED TO HERE THAT!!
Me: *Turns it up
Soccer Mom: If you don't turn that off, I'm calling the police
Me: Bitch, shut the fuck up ya nigga!

by Failurebitch May 29, 2018

Chris' Mom

Will bake you Cookies, if you treat her right. She is a mother by day but a street walker by night!

Man these Cookies from Chris' Mom are tasty....

by agentbubba January 16, 2012

Caleb's Mom

The whorest of whores, the chicken of the sea, the nastiest of hoes. It's like clam chowder and regret between her legs.

Everyone has a turn with Caleb's Mom and always needs a test after!

by DuckDingeon March 5, 2020

Week's Mom

A woman so incredibly fat you can't tell if she is kneeling, standing, or jumping up and down.

On a ggood day, you can almost see across Week's Mom

by I. R. Mullins May 7, 2004

hussars mom

The biggest neighborhood cum guzzlin whore bag in the entire area.

Dude Hussars mom is a whore bag, she had a huge bukkake party last nite at her house.

by Sal Costanzo January 3, 2004