March 31

Hug a libra day. Show your friends that you are their life.

*someone hugs a libra* why did you do that. Its March 31!

by MATERIALGROWL10 March 24, 2022

March 10th

National Mario day! No one shall work on this day.

ONLY CELEBRATE MARIO.

SMG4: What day is it?

SMG3: The March 10th
SMG4: OMG ITS NATIONAL MARIO DAY!

SMG3: POGGERS!!!!

by MarioLovesSpaghetti March 4, 2023

March 9th

The baddest bitches were born on this day. Also most-likely to have a knife Knick

“Hey whens your birthday?”
“ March 9th”
“Oh so you have a knife Knick.”

by 638992/$*7);#/(# October 2, 2021

march flarch

a challenge where the goal is to make it through the entirety of march. thats it thats all it is. not specifically with or without anything you just have to experience march.

"Did you hear Amanda is doing march flarch?"
"Yeah, I'm doing it too! Shouldn't be that hard, I think."

by jarbledmarbles March 1, 2023

March 13

On March 13th, like Mar10 day, it spells out Mar13 in reference to the Splatoon character named “Marie”.

On this day, you must play one Splatoon game featuring the character.

Person 1: Yo, man it’s March 13!
Person 2: Damn, already?
Person 1: Yeah, let’s play Splatoon 3.

by Catgamer1000 March 9, 2023

March 22

People born on this day have the biggest and best dick. People mostly fantasize on how the dick of someone born on this day could fit.

Person 1:”Ayy what day is it”

Person 2:”My birthday March 22”

Person 1:”Ohhh that’s why it’s big”

by BigMommyMilkerMan May 4, 2022

Pete March

The greatest band in the world.
producing such classics as where is my wife? and the pete march song.

have you heard pete march? they'll blow your cockilles off man!

by Max maxkeenan Keenan January 23, 2023