kentucky fried fatass

someone who is so fat they have their on gravitational pull

Oh my god charles jessie layne the third is such a kentucky fried fatass

charles that’s your 5th big mac today calm down you kentucky fried fatass

you’re very fat charles

by Ripp Tichards October 19, 2023

Kentucky Bonfire

When you get caught having sex with a pig so you silence the witness and burn all of the evidence.

"Timmy caught me fucking the pig again, so it's time for a good ole Kentucky Bonfire!"

by TripleNipple69 October 20, 2023

Kentucky Overdrive

The transmission on a semi truck has more gears than a car and a lower top speed; the low gear is around 2 MPH and the highest may be 64 MPH on one of the 16 speeds. If the driver is going down a hill sometimes they can drive over the top speed of the transmission by shifting to neutral and letting gravity do the work, which is called Kentucky Overdrive.

"I went in Kentucky overdrive and got my load to 87 on that hill!"

by Craigslist Mick November 4, 2023

Kentucky Cousins

Two first cousins that date each other.

I saw Jenna and Sam making out in the park last night. I thought they were cousins.

Yup, Kentucky cousins.

by W.R.Slade November 5, 2023

Kentucky Longrifle

The act of one man defecating into another man's urethral tract, and pushing the feces further in by shoving his penis inside of the other man's penis, in an act similar to using a ram rod to push the musket ball down the barrel of a musket, hence the name

John: "Dude, Sebastian gave me a Kentucky Longrifle last night and now my piss is brown."
Mark: "Holy fuck dude that's nasty."

by scrungusbungus December 23, 2023

Old Kentucky Windage

Either any Kentucky bourbon or whiskey.

Also a mixed drink containing Kentucky bourbon whiskey and blackberry brandy.

I got fucked up on the old Kentucky Windage last night.

by New Bedford Redneck December 26, 2023

kentucky headhunter

A person named Brandon who is from Kentucky and is a headhunter. Do you see that Kentucky headhunter with the big head? A Kentucky headhunter is hunting for his soul mate.

A Kentucky headhunter is someone looking for a purpose in life.

A Kentucky headhunter is someone who's going extremely bald.

A Kentucky headhunter is someone looks like a bobble head.

by Kentucky Headhunter April 16, 2023