Tha July means that in the future or in a short while, mad shits about to go down. This can be used any time of the year “July” does not mean the month literally.
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Get the July 21 mug.When Christian and Catholic hypocrites people come together at the tail end of July to defy the teachings of their Lord Jesus by selling shit.
Here is why Christmas in July violates what is written about Jesus in The Bible:
Matthew 21:12 (King James Version)
"And Jesus went into the temple of God, and cast out all them that sold and bought in the temple, and overthrew the tables of the moneychangers, and the seats of them that sold doves."
Although the scenery of being in a house of worship differs, the concept remains the same: selling shit in Jesus' name. Call it a sale, call it a discount fest, whatever, but definitely don't fucking call it Christmas in July; Jesus wasn't born until December so stop fucking it up.
Matthew 21:12 (King James Version)
"And Jesus went into the temple of God, and cast out all them that sold and bought in the temple, and overthrew the tables of the moneychangers, and the seats of them that sold doves."
Although the scenery of being in a house of worship differs, the concept remains the same: selling shit in Jesus' name. Call it a sale, call it a discount fest, whatever, but definitely don't fucking call it Christmas in July; Jesus wasn't born until December so stop fucking it up.
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This is the birthday of the most amazing people. They are best friends because of how compassionate and funny they are. They’re probably the type of person you can talk to about deep stuff but also be a crackhead with. They accept you no matter what and will stick by your side. They’re also probably down to kill for you if you asked. Be sure you’re ready to do the same for them because whoever is born on this day deserves the world.
Oh, your birthday is July 15? Can we please be friends? Let’s go out sometime and get some donuts or something!!
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