To Do A Jevin

To forget to share your screen in a zoom meeting but act like you have shared your screen.

Named after Professor Jevin West at the University of Washington who does this all the time.
Coined by Professor Carl Bergstrom in class.

"Can everyone see my screen, I do not want to do a Jevin." Professor Bergstrom

by EwanMcGod October 19, 2020

BEETOM BURGER JOINT

A BURGER JOINT IN RHODE ISLAND PROVINDNCE THAT SUCKS ASS FUCK BEETOM HE SUCKS AT MAKING BURGERS

BEETOM BUrgER JOINT TASTE LIKE SHIT

by butter croissant monkey balls June 11, 2022

To crack a joint

Commonly mistaken with the action of putting force on a bodypart where multiple bones meet, causing the "joint" to make a cracking or popping sound.

To crack a joint actually means to consuming Marihuana or as the hip folk say it "to smoke a doobie" or "to smoke trees".

Me: Do you have evening plans?
Mathias: Not really, want to crack a joint?
Me: What joint? Fingers or toes? Why would I want to do that all evening?

by No_lies_213 July 15, 2022

I'm only joking

having a joke.

I'm only joking about going to heaven.

by Debskelly1985 March 7, 2023

I was joking

The perfect excuse when you just said something stupid.

Person 1: kill yourself i hope you die a brutal death you serve zero purpose i forgot to mention your bs too
Person 2: holy shit what is wrong with you
Person 1: i was joking
Person 2: sure buddy lmao

by an extremely depressed bandu May 16, 2023

i'm not even joking

A phrase said when you say something so outlandish or unrealistic that one may believe you are just saying it as a joke and don't actually mean it, so you say this to make it clear you're dead serious.

Person 1: HOLY SHIT, MY FAMILY JUST GOT SHOT TO DEATH BY A BANANA!!! I'M NOT EVEN JOKING!!!

by an extremely depressed bandu May 17, 2023

Doink a joint

Smoking a joint

I had a hard day so I need to doink a joint

by Brewsa78 June 30, 2023