by SatanClause.6913 March 13, 2018
Get the Italian star mug.An act during sex, in which a woman eats a strict diet of her own hair for one day the night before, and then pulls it out of her asshole and into her partners mouth; the shitty hair looks like a brown fondue.
by anonymous February 4, 2021
Get the Italian Fondue mug.<.7.9.6.7.>Ivelisse Diaz Martinez's Half Dominican And Half Italian Daughter Has Round Booty Cheeks<.7.9.6.7.>
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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025
Get the <.7.9.6.7.>Ivelisse Diaz Martinez's Half Dominican And Half Italian Daughter Has Round Booty Cheeks<.7.9.6.7.> mug.Due to the frequent beatings that old school Catholic grandmothers bestow upon naughty children, they have worked up quite the wrist strength. This strength can come into play in a whole host of different situations, from grinding pine nuts for pesto to gesticulating out of windows above the village piazza. Luckily enough for the adolescent Italian prospective heart throb, visiting the grandparent's on a spring time Sunday in Sienna does not stir the same deep dread that swells within English children. Namely because they don't get wanked off with anywhere near the same vigor.
(Enter a young man who has just returned from a cinema date with a beauty)
Friend: Hey, how was the film? Get anymore than a kiss?
Proud young man with empty empty balls: Hell yeah I did, got given a mean Italian Grandmother throughout all of Bridesmaids 2...
Friend: Hey, how was the film? Get anymore than a kiss?
Proud young man with empty empty balls: Hell yeah I did, got given a mean Italian Grandmother throughout all of Bridesmaids 2...
by Italian Grandmother May 21, 2016
Get the italian grandmother mug.Your coworker who bears an uncanny resemblance to someone of Italian descent, but refuses to admit his true identity as an Italian. He also uses Italian catchphrases such as, “oui oui sauce”.
by Trusted rocket scientist January 6, 2023
Get the The Italian mug.When you get screwed over so badly it causes a massive inconvenience to your plans. Often happens in situations where you are taken advantage of in a greasy way, one where no prepareration could have been made to prevent this.
Friend 1: "I can't hang out this weekend, my boss told me to come in on Saturday AND to pay him back from the client lunch from last week."
Friend 2: "I thought he just gave you a promotion?! Sounds like you got screwed Italian Style."
Friend 2: "I thought he just gave you a promotion?! Sounds like you got screwed Italian Style."
by Stophe Mane September 8, 2022
Get the Italian Style mug.An act upon which a man inserts his fingers in a pinched fingers gesture Italian style, into a womens vagina.
by Wolsingham incident January 27, 2022
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