''Minecraft'' is a place where all the worlds pedophiles hide out with everyone from 4-30 year old people (usualy the 30 year olds are on the edge to suicide thats why they go to ''Minecraft'' to get some naked 11 year old girl Pants)
Paul:Hey wanna go get down in some 11 year old pants
Jake:Oh yeah where are we gonna find that?
Paul:Minecraft dude
Jake:Oh yeah where are we gonna find that?
Paul:Minecraft dude
by Logan paul Jake October 24, 2017
Get the Minecraftmug. everything.
literally the best game, despite the fact it’s literally just pixels on a screen.
if someone tells you to touch grass?
touch a grass block.
i love minecraft.
literally the best game, despite the fact it’s literally just pixels on a screen.
if someone tells you to touch grass?
touch a grass block.
i love minecraft.
by roikau July 19, 2024
Get the Minecraftmug. a gag in "50 ways to die in minecraft" where if you say that, you will get run over by a purple semi truck
Person 1: Hey give me all your emeralds.
Person 2: Sorry I left it in my... truck.
Person 1: What? There are no trucks in Minecraft!
and then the person dies, the end
Person 2: Sorry I left it in my... truck.
Person 1: What? There are no trucks in Minecraft!
and then the person dies, the end
by cool good epic man July 6, 2025
Get the there are no trucks in minecraftmug. A word that is related to the game Minecraft, meaning 3 different things, depending of the surrouding words
1.real Minecrafter: Someone who plays intelligently Minecraft, that profoundly understand it, and usually but not always, plays since at least the beggining of 2012. Know how it all works.
2.false Minecrafter:A cringeworthy kid that hang with his friend on shit servers, cry a lot, is immature, don't know nothing to how Minecraft was in the past. Can sometimes think that it's actually LEGO. Can sometimes think it's all about TNT-ing, posing blocks and do shitty minigames.
3.false Minecrafter's parents: Think that it's just an advanced LEGO Building simulator, designed only for little kids.
1.real Minecrafter: Someone who plays intelligently Minecraft, that profoundly understand it, and usually but not always, plays since at least the beggining of 2012. Know how it all works.
2.false Minecrafter:A cringeworthy kid that hang with his friend on shit servers, cry a lot, is immature, don't know nothing to how Minecraft was in the past. Can sometimes think that it's actually LEGO. Can sometimes think it's all about TNT-ing, posing blocks and do shitty minigames.
3.false Minecrafter's parents: Think that it's just an advanced LEGO Building simulator, designed only for little kids.
by Tardigrade-senpai January 4, 2018
Get the Minecraftermug. a very respected person. Are good in everything, and are extremely attractive. Often make fun of fortnite players for being FUCKING virgins.
by Sir_FLIPFLOP June 4, 2019
Get the Minecraft playermug. by saltyfishhy August 2, 2019
Get the Minecraftmug. "Ayo my guy, let's play some Minecraft after NNN"
"Bruh, Minecraft is for kids"
"WHAT THE FUCK YOU SAYN NIGGA"
"Bruh, Minecraft is for kids"
"WHAT THE FUCK YOU SAYN NIGGA"
by saltypp September 8, 2020
Get the MINECRAFTmug.