“You swan, he frog” is a comment left on a blogger’s post about having to say goodbye to her boyfriend on a Chinese social media site. The white blogger, who goes by YouKris, left a tearful photo on the platform and Chinese users rushed to offer words of comfort, make jokes, or trash her boyfriend’s looks.
“you pretty, he ugly, you swan, he frog!” one commenter wrote.
“you pretty, he ugly, you swan, he frog!” one commenter wrote.
by itZzzzzzz August 19, 2024

what girls say after trying to post a thirst trap on their story for the boy(s) she wants to fuck :)))
kylie: woah ashley, that picture on your story was sexy as fuckkkk
ashley: i posted it for oscar but he hasnt seen it yet :(
ashley: i posted it for oscar but he hasnt seen it yet :(
by drugsmuggler May 28, 2020

Nah he tweaking ( in comments section )
by I hate you SO MUCH! August 25, 2021

by Your#1virginwhore October 17, 2021

dude that has a mental age of 5 years old and never seems to understand anything in life. also the same dude that seems to get more men than he does real bitches.
by IANS MOTHer October 11, 2022

no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me is a saying that is usually uttered when someone or something is incredibly attractive, hot, or sexy.
no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me. - Twitter User
by TheTellerofTheTellings March 21, 2024
