The Hungarian spazzing goon method is done by going to the famous aquarium in Budapest named Tropicarium and getting in the walk-through tunnel at the shark tank and then boof a weed pen or cart until its hit like an egg blinker. If done correctly the Hungarian spazzing goon method should give an unique high and will periodically make you ejaculate.
by YVLdoja January 6, 2025
Get the Hungarian spazzing goon methodmug. French Flicker Gooning is the act of climaxing while shoveing a baguette up your anus. The techniueque was invented by the french general napoleon bonarparte in the battle of austerlitz in 1805. It was performed to calm down before battle. According to napoleons wife Josephine de Beauharnais he performe this profane act before the invasion of russia. The technique was so lethal, becouse the ejaculate quickend at a rapid rate wich coused it to treverse straight through the cranium of many unfurtunate russian genererals. This tactic was officialy indoctrinated into russian military doctrine, where its still in use in the russo-ukraine war.
I think president macronne performed french flicker gooning in paris, during his compain for president.
by GOON_PRO December 10, 2024
Get the French Flicker Gooningmug. A tribal ritual just brought back into light of a group of people with elk skulls and bison hides in a circle on a mountain top exposed to the moon vigorously masturbating until sunrise.
by Eight legged Chinese man April 20, 2024
Get the Moon Gooningmug. by 242 to da world February 1, 2024
Get the Gooningmug. Licking that sausage whilst you're beating your shit for so long that you literally get a stomach full of that juicy family jewels sause
by buildenex July 24, 2024
Get the Mega Goon Lickingmug. by woodziee February 8, 2024
Get the Gooningmug. by Juanto Fries March 26, 2024
Get the Moon Gooningmug.