Salad fingers

Possibly the most disturbing thing on YouTube, it chronicles the tales of a strange green man, Salad Fingers, who enjoys to rub rust on his body.

Person 1: Hey have you seen Salad Fingers?
Person 2: *cries*

by RegoNation July 3, 2017

Stringer's finger

The finger pain caused by stringing lacrosse heads regularly. Mostly felt on the fingertips and sides of the fingers.

"I strung Proton Powers for some bros yesterday - It gave me some bad stringer's finger.

by Stringin' spoons April 13, 2011

Finger largation

Commonly reffered to as large finger syndrome, when a persons fingers are excessive in size. This can only be fixed by finger reduction surgery, or if you chopped your fingers off.

Antonio garza has finger largation

by abbicus February 23, 2019

bung finger

The accidental one two punch of picking your ass and then your nose. Usually happens on a long couch surf where you ass pick and then an hour later try for some nose gold. The scent of musty chili ring gets ingrained in your nose and the decision to sniff and stay or wash and pray must be made.

Dude, i accidentally bung fingered last night . I had to flush by booger maker with vicks to kill the funk.

by The Missouri Mudflap September 7, 2016

Sparkle fingers

It’s a term used for your fingers after fingering a girl to her climax

Well I got sparkle fingers last night with my girlfriend it was fuckin great

by Yeetymcmeaty May 10, 2019

assistive fingers

To use your fingers as a last result.

Linda: You said it was bigger

Man: 'Pulls out fingers'

Linda: 5min later* Grinning from cheek to cheek after the assistive fingers.

by Diddly dong June 25, 2014

the skeleton finger

A sex move that involves three people. Two are engaged in the act of intercourse, and a third parties "dead arm" is used to jerk, stroke, bate, bang, blast or jiggle one of the two person's genitals during the act of sex. The third partner is just a hand donor and seeks no rewards.

Miles, your arm is needed for a finger blasting at 12p pacific standard time. Please come to our house, pre-dead armed and ready to award the skeleton finger.

by salt daddy October 24, 2014