Spear the Box

Term that defines the act of loading a bar’s juke box with horrible music just prior to your departure. This technique causes the remaining bar patrons to suffer through up to dozen horrible songs in rapid succession. The term ‘Spear’ refers to Britney Spears because several of her songs are commonly used when Spearing the Box. The most commonly used song is ‘…baby one more time’ because of the repeated chorus, ‘Hit me baby one more time’. After the 12th time this song is played even die hard patrons will flee from any bar.

I was at the brew pub last night and some dick kept playing country songs. So I said F this nonsense, I Speared the Box, and headed for home.

Or

Lets roll out of this dive... Ok give me a minute to Spear the Box.

by Kiffemt172 July 12, 2011

box bumper

A Lesbian. "Box" being the female sexual apparatus, and since penetration will not "naturally" occur with other lesbians (nothing natural about plastic), "bumping" describes it.

Box bumpers and muff divers like to munch mounds.

by Wine Me March 15, 2011

box awesome

Box Awesome describes the whole package of someone or something.
Often spoken with a Boston accent, this word is extremely verstile and easy to incorporate into everyday speaking.

I can dance a jig on my head because I am Box Awesome.
Drinking with you is Box Awesome.
Sir, that suit you have on is Box Awesome

by Sarah Terrano-Payne April 9, 2008

Honey Box

The sweet slit that contains a females nectar. Located between the legs also known as the vertical smile, bearded clam or Vagina. Aroma's may very from a sweet strawberry or peach sented nectar to a sharp pungant odor that stings the nostrils, that of sweaty feet or canned salmon.

Damn that guy really likes to eat the back out the honey box.

by Cholo Gus June 21, 2008

x box

Another way to say your ex girlfriend.

My x box bought me an x box. Or- My x box is a crazy bitch who fucks persian dudes in the bathroom at nightclubs.

by The Rodeo Clown October 23, 2009

stash box

Place to keep yer drugs, gats and personal addy book.

I blasted that bitch with the mac in my stash box.

by zizi October 17, 2003

Bird Box

To perform a task or activity while having your vision impaired.

It was raining so hard that I basically had to bird box my way home.

I lost my glasses now I wearing my old script and bird box everything until I can get a new pair.

by Cheshirecat808 December 31, 2018