Blue-Balled

having been shot down before fulfillment

"Graduation Blue-Balled"

When graduation is tomorrow and you discover you've flunked a class.

"Lunch Blue-Balled"

When you show up to a cafe, famished and they are closed or you forgot they only take cash.

by all my names were used December 17, 2008

Blue Waffle It

Putting up a picture of the infamous "Blue Waffle" on a public computer (school, library etc.) and leaving it up for all to see.

Bro 1: Hey bro, are you thinking what im thinking about that computer?
Bro 2: Aw yeah man, we should totally blue waffle it!

Elderly Woman: Oooh look at those heavenly periwinkles - OH SWEET JESUS WHAT THE F***!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by MolestedPiñata January 21, 2011

blue mouth

adj. Describing the mouth of a man or woman that has cured a man of blue balls.

Jeff got blue mouth after helping Erik with his "problem."

by Shpoiken April 29, 2005

Blue Ladies

Possibly the best type of tab out there. it is blue, with an imprintation of a naked lady on the top. Blue ladies really fuck you up. only take one or you might OD

others include:
orange mario mushrooms
orange buddahs
purple crowns
pink doves
green guns
white playboys
dirty bunnies

etc, etc

Girl: Man i'm gettin some blue ladies tonight!

Guy: rreeaaallllyyy ;)

by stewwy stuaart February 22, 2009

Midnight Blue

A color that is the epitomy of darkness at night.

He couldn't see through the midnight blue.

by KatedaGreat October 16, 2008

blue motherfucker

A delicious beverage concocted from
3 oz Citron vodka
3 oz Blue Curacao liqueur
3 oz sweet and sour mix

Perfect for drinking once you have lost your job.

Boss: Hey, the company is closing down. You: Blue Motherfuckers for everyone!!!!

by BaddassMuthafuka October 28, 2008

Blue Giro

An informer, on the police's payroll. Derived from the fact that payment comes in the form of a giro cheque, and that the police in England are sometimes called 'the blues'.

Yo chill out man, did you hear about Bobby? He's an informer, he's a blue giro man, chill out yeah!

by Facey_Moh October 11, 2010