The battle of the Jakes, Joshes, and Dunkons is where every single person on this planet named Jake, Josh, and Dunkon fight to the death (Not literally, only with paintball guns) and whichever Jake, Dunkon, and Josh is standing wins. This will take place on April 24th, officially replacing National Rape Day!
Josh1:Dude, today is The Battle of the Jakes, Joshes, and Dunkons!
Josh2: Relax, Josh. You’ll be fine.
Josh1: But dude... your name is Josh too...
Josh2: .....fuk
Josh2: Relax, Josh. You’ll be fine.
Josh1: But dude... your name is Josh too...
Josh2: .....fuk
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Fortnite: Battle Royale:
Guy 1: "I've been clapped by sweats. They should have brought condoms."
Guy 2: "wtf are you talking about this is a kid's game. "
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Players pass around an entire handle of Jack Daniel’s Tennessee Whiskey until the bottle is finished. The winner is whoever doesn’t die.
Players pass around an entire handle of Jack Daniel’s Tennessee Whiskey until the bottle is finished. The winner is whoever doesn’t die.
“Ok Dudes and Dykes, it’s time to play Bottle Battle!” said Rick.
“I hope I don’t piss myself like last time!” said Mick.
“I hope I don’t piss myself like last time!” said Mick.
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Dumb Fuck: Im sick i play player unknow's battleground,Fortnite is for kids
Non Dumb fuk: FUCK THEM GAMES NIGGA NEED TO PLAY MINECRAFT HUNGER GAMES
Non Dumb fuk: FUCK THEM GAMES NIGGA NEED TO PLAY MINECRAFT HUNGER GAMES
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