by Rose koi June 1, 2022

When you stay in bed after a long day and night of partying to hard. As u fight a hangover and hugging a bottle of aspirin.
by raff the real February 24, 2019

Bed-breaking of old items/objects being broken or unusable is commonly seen and depicted as a sign of good fortune and good outcomes in the new item or bed.
NO EXAMPLE OF BED-BREAKING
by rs09 January 20, 2024

Where...
1). you sleep
2). you have sex or something
3). you cannot be able to escape the fluffy prison
1). you sleep
2). you have sex or something
3). you cannot be able to escape the fluffy prison
by 7568ino January 18, 2024

by Weird Meanings Guy 👍 May 5, 2022

A bed jinx takes place when two people are in bed simultaneously and tell each other. Similar to calling a jinx when two people speak the same word.
Bed jinxes, are different from a traditional jinx, in the reward you receive. Instead of receiving a "coke", you can receive an array of rewards, ranging from a good old fashion cuddling, to a full blown hat on the door knob. Its a very powerful jinx.
Bed jinxes, are different from a traditional jinx, in the reward you receive. Instead of receiving a "coke", you can receive an array of rewards, ranging from a good old fashion cuddling, to a full blown hat on the door knob. Its a very powerful jinx.
Brittney - Hey, whats up?
Tom - Just laying in bed trying to watch some tv.
Brittney - Haha me too!
Tom - I'm calling bed jinx on that one!
Brittney - What do I owe you?
Tom - ;)
Tom - Just laying in bed trying to watch some tv.
Brittney - Haha me too!
Tom - I'm calling bed jinx on that one!
Brittney - What do I owe you?
Tom - ;)
by Albert fitzgerald September 28, 2011

When your dad comes home late from drinking and eats your ass like a cheesecake but you bite his nuts off and give them to your dog and suck that cock but fall and kick your bed
by Young booty wipe March 1, 2018
