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Bed Writer

A person pissing or shitting on the bed in a letter pattern
by Rose koi June 1, 2022
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BED LOAF

When you stay in bed after a long day and night of partying to hard. As u fight a hangover and hugging a bottle of aspirin.
Last night was so crazy I'm going to be a bed loaf all day.
by raff the real February 24, 2019
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Bed-breaking

Bed-breaking of old items/objects being broken or unusable is commonly seen and depicted as a sign of good fortune and good outcomes in the new item or bed.
NO EXAMPLE OF BED-BREAKING
by rs09 January 20, 2024
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bed

Where...

1). you sleep
2). you have sex or something
3). you cannot be able to escape the fluffy prison
Mom: "Get out of bed."
You (probably): "No."
by 7568ino January 18, 2024
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A Bed

OH MY LORD MY PERSON IS GOING TO SLEEP ON ME

i am a bed by the way
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Bed Jinx

A bed jinx takes place when two people are in bed simultaneously and tell each other. Similar to calling a jinx when two people speak the same word.

Bed jinxes, are different from a traditional jinx, in the reward you receive. Instead of receiving a "coke", you can receive an array of rewards, ranging from a good old fashion cuddling, to a full blown hat on the door knob. Its a very powerful jinx.
Brittney - Hey, whats up?

Tom - Just laying in bed trying to watch some tv.

Brittney - Haha me too!

Tom - I'm calling bed jinx on that one!

Brittney - What do I owe you?

Tom - ;)
by Albert fitzgerald September 28, 2011
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Kick bed

When your dad comes home late from drinking and eats your ass like a cheesecake but you bite his nuts off and give them to your dog and suck that cock but fall and kick your bed
“Hey have you done a kick bed yet”

No not yet, but I did it yesterday
by Young booty wipe March 1, 2018
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