Vlademere da Bat

Someone with a sunlight allergy who refuses to wear suncream and lives in an extremely hot climate.

Vlademere da Bat needs to get over the greasiness and take care of his skin.

by Jeffrey the juice man February 2, 2019

Bats for the other side

Descriptive of a gay, by a straight.

Bill obviously bats for the other side.

by Naughty Daddy August 11, 2022

bat baby

a girl who only fucks baseball players

Alicia is such a bat baby, she has fucked every guy on the team.

by trippypoet September 16, 2018

The Big Bat

The Big Bat refers to any man in whose penis extends 8 inches in length, and above 5 inches in girth. Someone who is referred to as "The Big Bat" will typically walk with confidence, knowing they are likely the most hung guy wherever they go. These men typically excel in the dating game, as word spreads quickly of the absolute monster in between their legs.

Person A: Hey, look over there, Owen is taking the hottest girl in town back to his place.

Person B: No wonder, he's The Big Bat for a reason.
Person A : I mean with a cock like that what girl wouldn't want to step up to the plate with The Big Bat

by KingNation120 October 7, 2023

Oklahoma City Baseball Bat

The Oklahoma City Baseball Bat is an erotic method where a male breaks there dick via a baseball bat and then smears feces and soap on it.

Dude, Mark just did the Oklahoma City Baseball Bat.

by Pissguy9 June 25, 2025

bat cookie

Similar to a a doom cookie whereas as doom cookie has become an emo phrase, bat cookie shows that it is referring to a goth.

OMG she is SUCH a bat cookie

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by mistress rayvennight March 30, 2008

Flesh bat

A hard wood shaft ready to play ball

My husband loves to swing on my pussy with his flesh bat, till he knocks one out of the park, and cums all the way home.

by Evond Kiss March 10, 2023