When an American citizen visits a Canadian Tim Hortons and decides to empty last nights gluttoneous Taco Bell special on a random Tim Hortons bathroom and leaving before being noticed. Ie. think of a wolf marking its territory; in a similar nature. Shit is splattered all over the ceiling ground, and the bathroom looks more dilapidated than an abandoned Greyhound Bus Terminal.
Garrett created a Tim Hortons Thunderstorm in a Tim Hortons near Southwestern Ontario. After completing the act, the employees stared up and down to notice large splatters of poop on the commode, streak marks on the toilet paper, and brown poopy water flowing freely from the clogged up toilet. He left quickly akin to a wolf marking its terroitory with great sleuth.
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