Milky Shit

When you are in a really bad situation and you can't do anything about it. You're screwed or got screwed over.

Mary: "I just broke my phone charger, I can't get another one because my car is in the shop, and my phone is at 2%."
John: "That's some milky shit."

by CMaggieS November 29, 2016

shit mate

shit mate is what you say when you are surprised to one of your friends.

Michaela: i saw barnsey last night.
Ashleigh: shit mate

by titsmageekayzee February 21, 2009

Reverse Shitting

That moment when you're having terrible constipation and you try to push shit out, and it almost gets out... But you stop pushing for a few seconds and the shit is sucked back in to your anus. It sounds like a fart sample, but reversed.

The fine fellow Shrek was reverse shitting the other night. I heard it getting sucked back in really loud.

by Zromelussy dealership January 7, 2023

China Shits

A severe form of diarrhea that comes from eating Chinese food.

Steve: "Man that sweet and sour chicken was great but it gave me the worst case of China Shits ever.

by NubMonk December 27, 2009

Opiate Shits

Being unable to shit due to excess use of opiates. Laxatives are Jesus.

Bro I literally had the opiate shits so bad last night after downing those trammies.

by YGproductions May 10, 2016

shit pouch

Another name for your mouth because of all the crap that comes out of it.

Why don't you keep that shit pouch of yours closed because you don't know what you're talking about.

by Hawks17 November 28, 2015

Shit Fish

Those who watch Buzzfeed Unsolved a show hosted by Ryan Bergara and Shane Madej typically fall into one of two groups each named after one of the hosts. Those groups being Boogaras, the believers, or Shaniacs the non-believers. If someone fails to fall into one of the two groups or claims to be in both they are labeled as being a Shit Fish.

Person 1: "Oh you watch Buzzfeed Unsolved? Are you a boogara or a shaniac?"

Person 2: "I don't really believe in ghosts but I do believe that spirits are around us."

Person 1: "that makes no sense, you're a shit fish."

by It's Me Ya Boi (PB) June 1, 2021