February 23rd

No boys days

Oh it’s February 23rd. I better not text any boys today

by adog124 February 23, 2021

Dad 23000

This is a tactic usually pulled off by fauthers in which permanently leaving their kids "to get milk"

Damnnnnn Bobby Karen just pulled the dad 23000!!!

by yee yee bro January 13, 2021

July 23rd

The greatest person on earth was born this day, they are sweet, kind, hot, cute, protective, always there for you, caring, and will love you forever, they have the most gorgeous hair and most gorgeous eyes, they are a keeper

"Woah Dominick was born on July 23rd, he's just like it says!"

by Sissy~ January 19, 2021

Rule 2334567

There are only 1001 rules on the internet. If you looked this up you a fucking idiot

Hey John what’s Rule 2334567 of the internet

Jim you have to be the dumbest person to exist on the dying rock

by Professional Dumbass February 11, 2021

July 23rd

Send nudes to anyone with a J name day.

Girl: Hey James, since it’s July 23rd i’ll send you some nudes later ;)

by MilfLover32 July 22, 2021

July 23rd

National give a girl one of your hoodies
No matter if she is your gf or bestfriend

Hey its July 23rd your supposed to give me your Hoodie

by MlLFHUNTER69 July 23, 2021

August 23rd 2021

August 23rd is the day the kraken comes back from the US so she will need to be fucked very hard by panos. Okay seriously though Isaac she knows you are gay but she has missed you so she will need a sacrifice from u to kiss a woman that day. That is all.

Omg it’s August 23rd 2021 time to fuck an octopus

by _g3orgina_ August 2, 2021