The Klibanov Syndrome

Occurs when a guy simps for a girl. He then decides to make a move. The girl then answers that he's her "Plan B" and that she's dating someone else for now. Thus, misleading the simp to think that she's actually dating someone at the moment, and will quit dating him soon for him.
Then, the simp discovers he's not the first to hear that answer from that girl.
Likely to happen to chubby delusional high-schoolers.

Oh, is that what she told you too?
It must be The Klibanov Syndrome.

by Romi Kl. January 20, 2022

Jockholm Syndrome

The inability to pursue independence because of the bred in attachment to self slavery.

I cannae vote far indy, cus they say we're too wee.

Grow some baws wee man, ye have Jockholm Syndrome.

by Sassenach Exile February 11, 2021

The Drop Syndrome

When a song has an awesome build up to the drop and then ruins it all when the drop actually happens.

*listening to music that's about to hit the drop*

Guy1: "Holy shit this song is freaking amazing!"
Guy2: "I cannot wait to see what happens after the drop."

*Song ruins itself with shitty music after the drop*

Guy1: "Dafuq is this?"
Guy2: "This song has The Drop Syndrome. :( "

by viper Infinity September 6, 2014

Flagpole Syndrome

What happens to a penis-havers' brain after said penis has been accepted and allowed inside another person (orifice doesn't matter). The penis-haver then feels that they have rights and privileges to criticize various things about the penis-receiver opinions and life-choices.

Also, can describe any man that is hopelessly unable to stop mansplaining even after they've been spoken to repeatedly and at length, even with reciprocated understanding, to cease that kind of bullshit.

Sarah was having a pretty good day even with constant line of customers, until this one guy with apparent Flagpole Syndrome came in and told her how the espresso machine worked. She was rightly frustrated because Sarah has been a barista for the entire 6 years she has owned the coffee shop - especially because she used to date the guy.

by KrampyDoo April 19, 2017

TTK Syndrome

Better known as "Teen to Kid Syndrome". This is a mainstream trend of teenagers that find things related to their early childhood are very trendy. Examples of such things that went back in style lately are unicorns, Sesame Street, monsters, Silly Bandz, etc.

How come every teen except me has TTK Syndrome these days? I don't understand it.

by What the heck is this world? May 14, 2011

Griechenland syndrome

Griechenland syndrome
You haven't had your retardation dignosed (yet) but you say random things just for fun even tho it ain't one. Your random statements may include irreverent jokes or words in foreign languages. This whole phenomenon happens out of sudden compulsions that make you say that without even realising. Don't confuse with tourette's syndrome as these compulsions can be fought and you may eventually recover from this ilness. Can also occur in text messaging.

Griechenland syndrome:
EX 1:
Subject 1: "hey there, remember not to cum in the rum"
Subject 2: "Cockram what"

EX2:
Subject 1 *goes upstairs*
Subject 1: Griechenland

by anonymous March 4, 2022

Streamer Syndrome

The deterioration of cell production in the brain directly correlated to one's popularity as a livestreamer; effectively making a person mentally retarded the more followers or subscribers they have.

That XQC guy is hilarious. The way he acts must be because of his Streamer Syndrome.

by Big Budah April 19, 2020